there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
(via louisianaskies)
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
Wait 600 pokemon?
(Source: itsjeremiah, via venomwithinher)
wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:
wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:
wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:
wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:
DOGS ARE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE YOU LIKE NONE OF THEM DOG.
Chocolate actually works sort of like an opiate for dogs. So it’s more like they’re OD-ing >.>
also dogs aren’t colorblind
I don’t know what to believe any more my world is crumbling around me
ALSO dogs don’t even know what chocolate tastes like because there are no “sweet” sensory receptors on their tongues
motha
fuckin
science
Wait but if baking chocolate is the only one that causes a problem, and that’s mostly bitter, wouldn’t it-
WAIT NO, NO MORE ALSO’S. AUGH!
ALLLLLLLLL CHOCOLATE IS TOXIC FUR PUPPPPPPPPPIESSSSSSSS
DOGGONE SCIENCE!!Obviously Cocoarion, Patron God of chocolate, is displeased at the hounds of Earth. They have incurred his displeasure and shall retain his curse for all time.
What
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(Source: niknak79)
i-might-rap-like-an-english-chap:
Poop Oppop Poppop
oh my god what a pefect name.Ompropocooop
interesting
Ropocpo
as;l’;lkf’a;skl
Mopooh Poo
ah
Bpoono Poso Propor
Jopsopo Ospropo
wonderful
Onopo Boponposp
Osnloo Noogo Nolondo
Rophol Poo Mpoon
(Source: caitikoi)
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, BITCHES by *Jiayi
collab w/ Jiayi (atriciahearts on tumblr)
:u
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